I can be a little particular - yes, the dishwasher has to be loaded that way and my book shelf is arranged by author (seriously, is there any other way?).
I'm slightly neurotic - I don't let my kids lean on the vehicle doors due to my fear of them coming open and them flying out.
I am deathly afraid of sharks (and gremlins) - I blame Steven Spielberg.
I'm southern - I blame my parents.
I don't volunteer at school - there is a reason for that.
I am hysterically funny - am too.
I'm not entirely sure that vampires aren't real - Not the sparkly kind. The tall blonde viking kind.
I speak fluent sarcasm - Than-kew Dode.
I yell - a lot.
I have a tendency to insert movie quotes into conversations - It's a gift.
What comes into my brain comes out of my mouth - that usually doesn't work out in my favor.
I have my own theme song - I've been told that's not normal.
I procrastinate - therefore, I am. Which is where I will be, for a while anyway.
I have the memory of an elephant - unfortunately, it's full of useless crap.
